This is an open letter to the people who get a little too enthused with the holiday spirit while decorating the house (aka, corner of miller and 57th)
I have nothing against you personally, I am sure you are very nice people. But I feel somebody must tell you this..... Your holiday decor sort of makes me feel like I am going to have a seizure. Don't get me wrong, I am glad to see you are so enthusiastic with holiday spirit, especially during an economic recession, but perhaps you could lower the speed at which your lights blink and that would make everything better.