Pablo Escobar - Theme park? Maybe they'll have roller coasters!

So this doesn't really have to do with Miami but it does really have to do with Miami. If I ever happen to travel to Colombia, I may try to hit up the Hacienda Napoles. Wild hippos, Pablo Escobar as Pancho Villa and his hand designed Dinosaurs! It sounds like some crazy purgatory on the outskirts of Vegas.